Yesss I finally remembered my password for this account

Fuck you shin splints

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via pizza)

bestpersonon:

 

bro-biden:

“go on,”  i whisper as i unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air. “you’re free now.” 

my last fuck has gone

i have nothing left to give

(Source: radiohamlet, via pizza)

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

(Source: vans-supreme, via jraphic)

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

(via pizza)